PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book